An Angry Rant by a Frustrated Woman

How many of you feel like men are not as compassionate as they could be? As gentle? As kind? That is because they are useless. Now I'm not a pessimist or a feminist, but I truly believe that men are lacking something that we females possess.

Lets start from the most crucial of things: a man does not know how to empathize. In fact, most don't even know what it means! No, a man knows how to scold, how to tell you that you burned the toast again and dammit you can't do anything right, that he's the only one that will ever love you so you'd better not leave him.

A man is best when he is alone. In fact, a man is best when no one disrupts him from his 50th sports match in a row. A man is glad of the fact that you are busy with your girlfriends. He won't shed a tear if you have neglected to kiss him goodnight for the 203rd day in a row. Nor will he flinch when you tell him you've got to be out of town for work for 5 days, and my god you're going to miss him. Really? Sweet, more tv time for him. No one to remind him to keep his dirty shoes off the couch.

A man's feelings only go as deep as his skin. He can love you, but it will never come close to how much you love him. It will only take 2 one night stands for him to forget the shape of your breasts, that he swore he loved so much. It will only take one conversation with the next bimbo that comes along for him to forget what was so special about you. Maybe two jokes to forget why yours were ever funny. A nice pair of legs stretched out under a miniskirt to forget you even as you stand right next to him.

Women are a different story. A women will drop her friends, because she sees you've finally come out of your "man cave". She will look past your hairy knuckles and ungroomed facial hair, and give you the best love ever, just because its a Tuesday or she felt like it. She'll make you things to eat even though she's not your servant, and will wash your clothes perfectly just like your mother used to do, whom you also took for granted. When you go off your rocker she'll comfort you with a simple hand on your arm, and when you happen to cry because your team lost, she'll make it up to you though it was never her fault.

She'll buy you clothes that compliment your every feature, so you can go and seduce other women with them on. And when you bought her that cheap little teddy, she swore it was the best gift that she ever got. She'll get dressed up to resemble a doll, so you can cancel your plans at the last minute. And though you swore that she was the one, you haven't done a damn thing to keep her.